I become and then I become undone.
I change and then I revert and then I change and then I revert again.
I don’t smoke and then I smoke.
I dance and then I sit down only to get up again.
I build it up and then I break it down.
I plan and then forget my plan.
I spit and then I suck it up again. I want my spit to boil.
I want a sponge instead of a brick.
I want to be rubber before it sets, an egg before it’s fried, and a baby before it’s ignorant.
I want America before slavery, Sex without STD’s, TV without FOX News, and water without Brita.
How do you stay done?
How do you stay changed?
I don’t even want your answers.
I want a new question.
How do you write on a blog?
Why does your breath stink?
Why do you masterbate?
Why do guys cheat, and a better question, why do girls lick weiners?
Where is that new question?
Why do I smile and blink and breath?
Why’s the sky blue? No, I’ve heard that one before.

I miss humans when we actually needed our apenixes.