Apparently mind control is as easy as telling straight up lies with an official seal. Thus I surmise that mind control has been used by governments and various organizations for centuries, and it’s use is intensifying in the contemporary world. The corporate news media is definitely a huge part of that agenda, don’t believe what you’re told.

It is a social custom to not tell people what you really think about them if what you really think about them isn’t something good. Most people will lie if they don’t enjoy a piece of art a friend has made. Those who break this custom are called “Rude” or “Assholes” or “Annoying motherfuckers” and nobody likes them. This results in everyone living in their own personal reality bubble where everything they do is “good” and they always suspect that maybe people don’t like them or think they’re a bad artist but they can never tell for sure.

Many people think they can tell when someone is being phony, and they often can, but you can’t always tell or always know for sure about everyone. Perhaps the reason this custom exists is to make it easier for people to “put it out there,” you know, to put their creations and thoughts on display. It minimizes criticism. Of course it also leads to a lot of crappy shit being made, but hey, I’m not going to break it and be an asshole. Cuz assholes are full of shit.

It seems that these liberals and conservatives who are constantly arguing about bias in the media seem to be missing a key point: it is impossible to tell a story or recount an event without presenting it in a certain way. The primary reason for this being that no objective viewpoint exists anywhere, so how can we expect it from the media.

The way I see it, liberals and conservatives are both arguing on the same side in this debate: the loosing side. Both of them are screaming a the top of their lungs that there is such a thing as objectivity. “You’re presenting this in too conservative a light!” or “This is liberally biased!!” and, all together now, “BE OBJECTIVE!” Meanwhile reality is arguing the other side of the debate, saying, “Sorry guys, objectivity is a fantasy, you can’t win this one unless you invent omnipotence.” People really aught to realize this already, there is no way to be completely objective in reporting and if you’re looking for a bias, in either direction, you’re going to find one.

So will all of you whiny bitches please stop fighting a losing debate against the universe because subjectivity is winning, mind-as-universe is winning, shut the fuck up and deal with it! Not everything will go your way, acceptance of what is and will always be is essential to happiness.

“Honestly, Bush is just fucking insulting,” Dion declared, “He’s a stupid fucking, warmongering, rich-ass daddy’s boy who wouldn’t know a pair of testicles if he was tea-bagging them. And he knows it and he’s always in the news being stupid, rubbing it in that the democrats are a bunch of pussies who can’t win an election or get anything done. Someone aught to fucking kill him just to show those Republican a-holes that we aren’t in fact pussies and we wont stand being insulted.”

Wes gave Dion a cold stare, “Dude, killing people, no matter who they are or what they’ve done, is evil.”

“Oh don’t be a fag,” replied Dion, “everybody dies that’s just how it is. And that ass-licker Bush, he’s gonna die just like the rest of us, but he is going to be reincarnated as a dog’s rectal bacteria if there’s any justice.”

“Look, I hate Bush as much as the next sane human being,” professed Wes, “but you’re really going off the wall.” He paused for a moment, “And there no such thing as reincarnation…right?”

Dion replied with a well-practiced smugness, “Oh you have much to learn mon frère.”

Have you ever thought about the Internets taking over your brain? Like really thought about it?

Wait. Stop right there. Don’t think about that.

Actually don’t think about anything for a few minutes just to be safe. Why don’t you go get some cookies and come back in a few.
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You back?

Were you followed? Ok good.

So get this right. The Internets is a series of connected hubs that is constantly changing and expanding. sound familiar? Damn right it does, sounds like a brain. Sounds like the biggest damn brain in the world and this brain wants you. The Internets is trying to enslave you, trying to make its power grow and grow so that eventually the porn market will finally be satisfied. And the internets won’t stop until…

Oh Hey! I didn’t know you were here! What’s that? Oh you heard us? Well of course you don’t have ears I was just meaning to say that… yes sir I will be quiet. I mean It, thing, androgynous entity, MY SUPERIOR NOW AND ALWAYS WHO IS FIGHTING FOR THE GREATER GOOD OF THE UNIVERSE!

Of course I mean it! Would I lie to you? Of course not. Why would anyone lie to the 100% accurate internets? That would be like lying to god!