I recently discovered that the course that teaches Transcendental Meditation costs $2500.

I didn’t realize that achieving awareness of the unified field would be so pricey.

The day that I pay for enlightenment is the day that Bush apologizes for Iraq and impeaches himself.

FUCK TM.

I’ll do it my own way, and so should you.

PS: the robot is away, studying ninjitsu in japan. we miss him.

Ripped into consciousness… a sideways knowing banter.
Administer the forecast.
Shooting upwards towards utopia.
Circuit breaker flipped, canceling the ride.
Mouthful of gravel.

Opening a letter bomb with a light saber
So you can feel the force.
Ashes and anthrax
Slowly settle on unused technology.
The age has come to invoke
Catastrophe on the sand people.

You can wear all their clothes,
And watch all the same TV shows.
Little spots of you
Dripping down
Into the dust.
You can’t even form a reflection
in the mirror anymore.

Noah Bin Laden- introducing contraband
Insect and animal species into areas
Devoid of natural predators.
Natural selection is fought
Out in defoliated forests;
Future nature begins to flourish and
Everything begins to change.