Truck!

Truck!

Truuuuuccck.

Cruel, funny man. Why are you making your son so strange?

The man points at the spoon and smiles.

Son smiles back delighted with the strange smiling man and his funny sounds.

Watch the city to turn it to flames
Bubbling energy turns to games
Destruction as creation
Silently storms the imagination

A chaotic system placed in mind
Opposites that occupy the same state
of similar quality but of different kind
That sit and wait
Unable to change the waiter’s fate

The waiter waits, and waits and waits
Eyes staring at the city gate
Intensely focused on fire and ice
But all that he can create is advice.

“Don’t waste your life waiting”
He thought still debating
What to do now that he was done with his waiting

So down he walked to the bottom the hill
And snow fell new and fresh
So he lit up a joint and sucked in his fill
Until the chaos began to mesh

He held up his joint and covered the city
With embers smoldering at the gate
As snow fell and fell without pity
Until the entire city felt its fate

The city burned in snow as the waiter laughed
Convinced that he had won at last
But his triumph was all too soon past
As the time that time takes is often too fast.

His joint went out.
He turned about.
He climbed up his hill
And went right on waiting
Waiting till waiting was filled once more.

Open source android dream as your screensaver.

baaaaaaaaaahhh

1) Believe truth!
2) Avoid error!
3) Suspend disbelief!
4) Don’t blink!
5) Transcend subjectivity!

In an unprecedented press conference White House press secretary Scott McClellan announced to the American people “You guys, you seriously have to try this shit, it is out of this world man” as he held up a small vial of what was later confirmed as LSD. “No seriously you guys this shit is great” McCallan noted as he called on the “melting dude in the front” to ask the next question. When asked where he had gotten it from McCallan responded “Oh Michael Leavitt knew some dude from his days back at the EPA who hooked us up. He’s really been doing the human services part of his job around here, we got some real great chi going.” Over the course of the press conference McCallan was said to have had Baskin Robbins ice cream cone delivered to him at the podium though sources disagree on its flavor. Its is reported however that McCallan was constantly speaking about how delicious his ice cream cone was and that it was “really improving his life at the moment.”

When interviewing the rest of the White house staff everyone seemed to be enjoying themselves. That is everyone except for president Bush, who according to his secretaries, was holed up underneath his desk screaming that the “evil brown people” were out to get him. Donald Rumsfeld and Condoleezza Rice were found out on lawn in font of the White House discussing the clouds and how they really understood why people love kaleidoscopes. They both did not give statements as they were getting ready for some “serious tree climbing” in the near future. Overall the mood seemed pretty good throughout the White House despite the apparent lack of work being done. Though sources suggest that many members of the cabinet were getting some great metaprograming in before getting back to work.