“This debate flares each December, but in recent months the outcry has gotten louder than ever. They even have a term for this supposed anti-Christmas bias: the “war on Christmas,” named for a new book by Fox News Channel anchor John Gibson, whose subtitle is, How the Liberal Plot to Ban the Sacred Christian Holiday is Worse Than You Thought.”

Read more at the Salt Lake Tribune.

“A word about the term “shake and bake.” Anyone with a family to feed in the US knows what this term, properly “Shake ‘n Bake, means. Made by Kraft, it is a seasoning which is shaken onto chicken before baking. Its use gives the article the smack of reality. It’s the kind of thing US soldiers would say.”

From the BBC.

Everything that we post just seems to put things into perspective, doesn’t it?

Well, that’s because ours is the right perspective. What we tell you, which is the TRUTH, necessarily includes all other perspectives.

If you are reading this, you are now a Pope, and are therefore totally infallible. You have the authority to appoint any other person to popehood. However, your first duty as a Pope is to ex-communicate all other Popes! We must think apart.

There is no dogma. There is only catma: our short name for relative meta-belief.

There is only metaphor.

I think that maybe this blog is too existential, too pretentious. We need to be more down to Earth…so here goes nothing: does anybody out there like baseball?

Well I don’t like baseball, I like philosophy and I like drugs and I like pussy. So if you don’t like our pretension get the fuck out!

and if you can’t see, you are truly blind

You all suck.