I haven’t even watched the state of the union. You know why? Because I already know what state the union is in- FUCKED. If Gore, who won the majority of votes, was elected, shit would definitely be much better. Oh well. Hopefully within the next six years I’ll find my way out of this country if it doesn’t turn itself around. Otherwise we’re going to see some real suffering, mega-depression style. No one will be safe. Not even if your stock market shit is in order. At this rate, not only will we be poor as fuck and unable to live anywhere remotely desireable, but our kids will REALLY be fucked.

What is there to do? Well, here’s my solution, and I got it from an anti-drug campaign:

Buy drugs! The money you spend on them goes straigt to terrorists! And you know what terrorists are trying to do, right? Fuck shit up. I want to fuck shit up too, and I’m gonna do it by getting fucked up.

America – Fuck Yeah.