October 16, 2005

Weed Makes You Smarter

A new study has found that frequent pot use may in fact promote brain cell growth in the hippocampus. This should be great news for all potheads who have assumed they’ve been hurting their brains all these years, they’re actually getting smarter. How long is the government going to keep this natural smart drug illegal? Goddamn fascists. I’d get up and do something about it if I wasn’t so stoned.

October 15, 2005

The Moon Ritual

I draw my power from the moon
The full moon illuminates me
I draw my energy from the moon
The full moon protects me

I am beheld in the light of the moon
The full moon is my sigil
I am translucent in the light of the moon
The full moon is my guard

I charge my sigils in the moon
moon moon moon moon moon moon
The sigils are in the moon
I charge my sigils in the moon
moon moon moon moon moon moon
The moon is in the air
I charge my sigils in the moon
moon moon moon moon moon moon
The air is in my lungs

There are eight points on the moon
I charge my sigils in the moon
There are eight sides on the moon

October 14, 2005

ASoA #7: Landfills Of Extinct Possibility

The clouds attacked, slowly obscuring everything.
We took out our eyes and pretended we could see.

October 11, 2005

Stay Put

Why do humans always cross lines?
I used to take pride in crossing lines, but I was only fooling myself because there are far many more lines I dare not cross. There are human forces on my back so heavy that I dare not test them, because breaking down a barrier never begets love without its twin, hate. Eve ate from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, and she can be praised for taking that leap for mankind, or she can be blamed for bringing us away from ignorance and bliss.
For once, let’s just chill. No crossing of lines, no progress, no knowledge. Please, let’s just chill.

October 10, 2005

Does Random Really Exist?

I’m fascinated by the idea that although anything can happen, only one thing does happen. That reeks of fate to me. Sure, at the time all the events that occurred before today seemed totally random, but now they are fact. It was an incredible improbability that I was born the person I am. Uncountable amounts of random occurrences had to happen for me, or you for that matter, to exist. Yet, they happened; here I am. From this point my existence seems like a forgone conclusion. So does the American revolution, WWII, 9/11, etc. Were these really chance events? Can we prove that it could have happened any other way? I’m actually asking you these questions. I’m unsure of the answers and other people’s thoughts would be much appreciated.

Mindfuck, Real Thoughts, Ontology, by Prof. Snafu Halitosis @ 1:26 am Email This Post