I have two words for you that completely disprove the “theory” of intelligent design/creationism: male nipples.

Think about it

Biosurvival:
“I will live forever or die trying.”
-or-
“I don’t know how to defend myself.”

Emotional-Territorial:
“I am free, you are free, we can have seperate realities or we can share one.”
-or-
“They all intimidate me.”

Semantic:
“I am learning more about everything, including how to learn more.”
-or-
“I can’t solve my problems.”

Sociosexual:
“Love, and do what thou wilt.”
-or-
“Everything I like is illegal, immoral, or fattening.”