In case you guys aren’t aware of some of the subtleties of the creation stories, I’m going to fill you in.

The first, better known, creation stroy is very straight forward and planned out. One day God creates day and night, another day he creates earth and sea and eventually he creates man and woman.

But in the second creation story, God gets experimental. He creates the land but then has to create Adam out of its dust because the land needed tiller. After man is created, God realizes that man will need a “helper”, a sexual helper that is. Like I said, God was feeling experimental and tests out Adam with all animals before finally creating Eve from a rib of Adam.

Sorry honey, aren’t sloppy seconds a bitch?

The closest I’ve ever come to a self induced loss of consciousness through meditation came unintentionally one night.

I had been discussing with my friends about the nature of human existence and the need for humans to philosophize constantly and without fail throughout history. by the end of the night we had discussed everything from the purpose of evolution to the nature human history. We had walked for upwards of three hours on our journey through what we already knew. At the end we sat down at a bench. It was dark out at the time and starting to drizzle

As nervous systems evolve to higher and higher levels, they come more and more to understand the true situation in which they are embedded, and the true situation in which we are embedded is an organism, an organization of intelligence on an intergalactic scale.

once we reach that understanding, is there then something more, is that not the beginning of it all?

I had a clear conception of the universe that night, it appeared in my head as a simple geometric shape. Though I can no longer grasp it now as fully as I did then, I carry something from that night with me at all times. I carry a confidence, an absence of fear, faith if you will. Faith in reality.

It’s all around us, it’s all we know, why should we not have faith in it?

they say that 3 weeks ago a stingray 14 ft long was caught in vietnam.
they say that it was too heavy to even weigh.

its existence has never been confirmed. but it is real. it is currently posting.

I think that maybe this blog is too existential, too pretentious. We need to be more down to Earth…so here goes nothing: does anybody out there like baseball?

Well I don’t like baseball, I like philosophy and I like drugs and I like pussy. So if you don’t like our pretension get the fuck out!

and if you can’t see, you are truly blind

How is it that I can analyze and wonder, “Why did I do that?” Shouldn’t I already know?