July 14, 2005

Daily Bread

We are not human beings
having a spiritual experience.

We are spiritual beings
having a human experience.

Religion, by Eculid Dream @ 4:53 pm Email This Post
July 13, 2005

ALTERED STATES OF AMERICA #4: Definition of Death

You can wear all their clothes,
And watch all the same TV shows.
Little spots of you
Dripping down
Into the dust.
You can’t even form a reflection
in the mirror anymore.

Make Me Young!

Death, the root of all fears
the first fear
the fire behind the human spirit.
contemplate non-existance?
impossible!
inevitable…
immortality
the carrot dangling just out of reach
we will grasp it
when we learn how to lay on our backs
instead of bounding forward
into the night

Real Thoughts, by Prof. Snafu Halitosis @ 9:16 pm Email This Post
July 10, 2005

We Are One

“Have I ever told you about the Gaia theory?” asked Dion as he passed the hash pipe.

“No,” said Wes. He took an enormous hit and passed the pipe back to Dion.

“In the 1960s James Lovelock was a freelance consultant for NASA. They asked him to help them come up with methods for determining if life existed on other planets.” Dion paused to finish what was left in the bowl. “This is some mighty good hash”, he thought, “better finish the story before I’m incapable of telling it.” He continued speaking, “So anyway, Lovelock thought about this and came up with a more general view of life. He came up with a test based on the fact that all living organisms extract nutrients from their environment, chemically alter them, and leave behind waste products. Naturally a good sign of this activity was a complex atmosphere filled with reactive gasses like oxygen and methane.”

Wes interrupted, “Did you know that cow farts are contributing to the ozone hole?”

“Please don’t interrupt me Wes,” Dion replied with an authoritative tone.

“Sorry,” said Wes, slightly ashamed.

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Science and Our World...Bitches, by Reverend Poopnick Bibelot @ 1:39 pm Email This Post
July 7, 2005

Everything Is Beautiful

Bombs in London today. So it goes. They attack us, we attack them,
they attack us again, and who started it nobody knows. In the end,
everybody dies.

Real Thoughts, by Prof. Snafu Halitosis @ 10:33 am Email This Post