January 16, 2009.
Wes Crew was working at the S.E.T.I. institute’s radio telescope in Arecibo, Puerto Rico. It was 5:23 am when all the machines started going crazy. Wes awoke from his catnap.

“What the hell?” he thought to himself, “Probably just another military spy plane.”

Meanwhile, back in America…
Much had happened in the past ten days. Gerry Briar asked congress to grant him temporary control of the country until the situation was resolved. Congress was under republican control, and they granted him the power he so desired. Of course someone sued the government claiming that their right to a fair democratic election had been violated.

Smith vs. The United States of America went before the supreme court on January 15, 2009. Briar, having appointed 2 of the justices, and most of the rest being republicans, won the case. Many Americans were unhappy with this ruling, they felt that their rights had been violated. There were the makings of a serious uproar, but a huge distraction occurred the next day that dominated the news: first contact with an alien race had occurred. We were not alone in the universe.

People on earth didn’t know how to react. Everyone went nuts, this was the biggest news story ever. The coverage was round the clock. Headlines saying “WE ARE NOT ALONE” were on the front page of every newspaper in the world (on page two, in small type, you could find “Briar to Maintain Power”). The message was indecipherable; was it a stray alien T.V. signal? Or perhaps an intentional message beamed out into the stars in the hopes of finding some other life form, someone else to talk to. What ever it was it was nearly indisputed as originating from an alien life form.

The signal was coming from Albireo, a double star system 385 light years away. We didn’t know yet what they were saying, but the Alberians were talking to us.

What will happen first?

Will 2012 bring the 5th sun of the Mayans, paradigm shift and/or the apocalypse?

or-

Will you get blown up in mass transit?

Is there even any difference? Is there any way you can have some sort of control?

Should we all move to Switzerland?

Should I start carrying a gun?

Should I spend the rest of my waking life doing everything that I possibly can to be happy? To feel like I am squeezing as much juice out of this as can be squeezed, knowing that at any moment some fundamentalist anybody living death could walk into this very room strapped with explosives and ball bearings and destroy me? and you? Just as easily as getting struck by lightning, if not easier?

What will historians call this period in history?

It is extremely important to understand that it is irrelevant whether crop circles are made by aliens or not.

It just doesn’t matter.

They are no more phenomenon than any other art form, and they should be seen as such.

What is important to realize is that whether you think they are hoaxes, or pranks, or true, factual proof of extraterrestrial life, they are THERE, and that is the bottom line. In those fields in England, on the hills surrounding the great Stonehenge, these designs keep showing up. Some of them are obviously bullshit, especially when they spell out words like “Tits” and “Pepsi”, or when they are failed attempts at perfect geometry. But what about when they ARE perfect? When they are hundreds of square feet in diameter and dimensionally sound?

Again: it does not matter who makes crop circles. What matters is that they are made, and most importantly what they consist of.

With what I’d call “genuine” crop circles, there are no mistakes. You never, EVER see a genuine crop circle before it is done- they are always complete, finished within a matter of hours, without anyone spotting them in the process. No credit is taken, albeit the painstaking planning and implementation that must be involved, not to mention the stealth. There is no school of crop circle making.

Crop circles are temporary, they cannot be sold to a private collector. The grain still must be harvested, and the works are destroyed along with it. They have NOTHING to do with the so-called “art world”, concerned as much with hipness as with actual product.

All you have to do is look at the good ones to see what’s going on, and it really has little to nothing to do with little green men.

I just posted a new page for everyone to look at. You can either get to it by clicking on the link under the “perfect pages” link section or if you’re lazy like me you’ll just click here

Its about lucid dreaming in case you were wondering what you were getting yourself into.

-END TRANSMISSION-

There is no friend anywhere
There is no enemy anywhere

did i write these words? no
does it matter?
you tell me

i’m sexually attracted to infants

please don’t arrest me, government

i’m just exercising my right to free speech