July 25, 2005

New Page!

I just posted a new page for everyone to look at. You can either get to it by clicking on the link under the “perfect pages” link section or if you’re lazy like me you’ll just click here

Its about lucid dreaming in case you were wondering what you were getting yourself into.

-END TRANSMISSION-

Official Business, by Robot .21739 @ 11:16 am Email This Post
July 23, 2005

You’re Ugly and I’m a Bad Writer

It is a social custom to not tell people what you really think about them if what you really think about them isn’t something good. Most people will lie if they don’t enjoy a piece of art a friend has made. Those who break this custom are called “Rude” or “Assholes” or “Annoying motherfuckers” and nobody likes them. This results in everyone living in their own personal reality bubble where everything they do is “good” and they always suspect that maybe people don’t like them or think they’re a bad artist but they can never tell for sure.

Many people think they can tell when someone is being phony, and they often can, but you can’t always tell or always know for sure about everyone. Perhaps the reason this custom exists is to make it easier for people to “put it out there,” you know, to put their creations and thoughts on display. It minimizes criticism. Of course it also leads to a lot of crappy shit being made, but hey, I’m not going to break it and be an asshole. Cuz assholes are full of shit.

Lies, Real Thoughts, Truth, by Prof. Snafu Halitosis @ 3:42 pm Email This Post
July 20, 2005

There is Only Bias

It seems that these liberals and conservatives who are constantly arguing about bias in the media seem to be missing a key point: it is impossible to tell a story or recount an event without presenting it in a certain way. The primary reason for this being that no objective viewpoint exists anywhere, so how can we expect it from the media.

The way I see it, liberals and conservatives are both arguing on the same side in this debate: the loosing side. Both of them are screaming a the top of their lungs that there is such a thing as objectivity. “You’re presenting this in too conservative a light!” or “This is liberally biased!!” and, all together now, “BE OBJECTIVE!” Meanwhile reality is arguing the other side of the debate, saying, “Sorry guys, objectivity is a fantasy, you can’t win this one unless you invent omnipotence.” People really aught to realize this already, there is no way to be completely objective in reporting and if you’re looking for a bias, in either direction, you’re going to find one.

So will all of you whiny bitches please stop fighting a losing debate against the universe because subjectivity is winning, mind-as-universe is winning, shut the fuck up and deal with it! Not everything will go your way, acceptance of what is and will always be is essential to happiness.

Lies, Real Thoughts, Truth, by Prof. Snafu Halitosis @ 4:55 pm Email This Post

#6: Crap Cannon

Ripped into consciousness… a sideways knowing banter.
Administer the forecast.
Shooting upwards towards utopia.
Circuit breaker flipped, canceling the ride.
Mouthful of gravel.

un-fucking-titled

chocolate mousse
hand of zeus
you’re obtuse
go fuck yourself
fin

Rx Nonsense, by Reverend Poopnick Bibelot @ 4:01 pm Email This Post