Transcendental Meditation Can Lick My Balls: A Short Rant
I recently discovered that the course that teaches Transcendental Meditation costs $2500.
I didn’t realize that achieving awareness of the unified field would be so pricey.
The day that I pay for enlightenment is the day that Bush apologizes for Iraq and impeaches himself.
FUCK TM.
I’ll do it my own way, and so should you.
PS: the robot is away, studying ninjitsu in japan. we miss him.
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Comment by Robot .21739 — On 07-27-05 at 1:03 pm
You don’t know how many times i have said the same…and i don’t even have balls!
Comment by isis — On 07-28-05 at 2:26 pm
I thought it might be cool, so i looked into it, but fuckin fuck paying 2500 for a four day course. I bet it’s cheaper in 3rd world countries anyway.
Comment by R. Meme Blast — On 07-29-05 at 2:20 pm
If you were actually interested in transcendental meditation, then you wouldn’t have even thought about going to a course. it’s within you to transcend, not a fucking teacher.
Comment by Ms. Skeptic — On 08-05-05 at 12:19 am
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Comment by Anthrax Tao — On 08-05-05 at 1:51 am
Are you doubting my interest in transcending and my approach? I’ve always felt there’s more than one way to approach everything, and why not take multiples? And you can’t pigeon hole me- I’m not even a real person.
Hail Eris.
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Comment by R. Meme Blast — On 08-06-05 at 12:12 am
No, I am not doubting your interest in transcending, I am doubting your approach. But then again, how can one person be more right than another? However, why would you even think of taking a class that’s basically all bullshit and just a way to take someone’s money. Even if it cost $5, you shouldn’t have to pay for something that can take place within you, on your own time and in your own way. Transcending to me seems very personal. Why share it in a classroom? I’m not pigeon holing you. I’m asking you to look at what you want and the best way to approach obtaining something that’s real, not something that can just be bought.
Comment by Ms. Skeptic — On 08-06-05 at 11:50 am
I see what you’re saying. what i’m saying is that I thought it sounded interesting, but upon investigating I came to the same conclusion you just presented.
However, f you said “right on, man, TM is bullshit” in your original comment, this would have been a lot less enjoyable.
Comment by R. Memeblast — On 08-06-05 at 7:05 pm
Yet I’ve never said anything to make it seem that TM is bullshit. And I thought you didn’t think TM was bullshit, but just the idea of having to pay $2500. Check out skeptacentral.blogspot.com
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