What will happen first?

Will 2012 bring the 5th sun of the Mayans, paradigm shift and/or the apocalypse?

or-

Will you get blown up in mass transit?

Is there even any difference? Is there any way you can have some sort of control?

Should we all move to Switzerland?

Should I start carrying a gun?

Should I spend the rest of my waking life doing everything that I possibly can to be happy? To feel like I am squeezing as much juice out of this as can be squeezed, knowing that at any moment some fundamentalist anybody living death could walk into this very room strapped with explosives and ball bearings and destroy me? and you? Just as easily as getting struck by lightning, if not easier?

What will historians call this period in history?