June 28, 2005

Bow Down Before the One you Serve

There’s a thought I had the other day about religion. Before I tell you what it is I suppose I should preface this thought by saying that I do believe in a spiritual existence of some kind. That is, I think there is more to existing than what we think we know. All religions are aware of and based upon this spiritual essence. They call it god, with a capital g. 

Those of you who know me know that I’m not the biggest fan of most religions, but needless to say I believe they all are based upon something real (human ignorance simply twists that real feeling and turns it into violence, hate, and closed-mindedness). But since all religions are based upon something real, something we can all feel, members of those religions believe in them because they have really been touched by them. Thus people believe that "their god" is the only god, failing to realize that we all have the same god. And when they teach their children about their religion and "their god," the children believe it too because, again, it is real.

So if all beliefs are valid and true, the problems spring up from the order we try to build up around them. The problem begins when people spell god with a capital g, when they try to posses god, when they try to define right and wrong concretely. Nothing is black and white, and no one owns god. Once we realize that we all believe in the same thing, and tear down the walls between us, then we will be one step closer to a better world.

Real Thoughts, Religion, by Prof. Snafu Halitosis @ 8:45 pm Email This Post

Crime Scene

What if Forensics finds the Answer to our corporate crime scene? Will the real honest truth be published without having to consult our RSS savvy goddess?

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Dear Sirs and Gentlewomen,

We here at the nonsense factory are proud to present our newest product! We are producing the cure for the common man by the thousands and we are happily taking new orders every day! You should see our factory floor! We’re just so happy to be a part of this fantastic process that we have decided to sell our product for an amazing profit! We’re doing our part to help keep under-appreciated brazilian families in the streets that they so diligently grew up in. So hop on board partner as we make sure to suit your every need as our loving costumer, so long that you keep us happy with your continued adherence to the status quo.

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Hobottom looked up from the blocky lettering on the half empty pill bottle fixing his view on the masking tape outline surrounding the former resting place of a filing cabinet.

"They took it all out?"

"Yep filed in like a bunch of marines and took the damn things out. I put down the tape just to make sure I remembered what was even here before they got here. There doesn’t seem to be a whole hellava lot left to look at."

"Yeah I know. I’m used to that by now"

Hobottom got up from his knee and patted his pockets.  Pulling out a sleek white cylinder and

"You smoke?"

"No, sorry."

Flame.

Cloud.

Darkness.

Nothing.

A breath touches his lungs.

"Maybe we’re not ready to find out yet."

Rx Nonsense, by Theadore Hobottom @ 7:58 pm Email This Post

Transmission ERROR #1

The truth is right behind your bed.

Thrilling cascades of information making their way down your head.

You gamble your debts and then you’re dead.
Fred said…

This sacred rite was always uttered as the young learners stepped though the smoky jungle entrance into the temple of forgiveness. Rushing, monkey arms flailing through the entrance hallway, feverishly gnashing at their former self images.

Mirror Ridges.

Lighting Bolt Landscapes.

Truly a work of an accidental Mindfuck.

This is exactly what is happening.

Official Business, by Robot .21739 @ 3:36 am Email This Post