June 6, 2005

The 5 Principles of Truth

1. All statements are in some ways true.
2. All statements are in some ways false.
3. Ergo, there is no absolute truth nor absolute falsity.
4. This renders all statements equal in veracity.
5. Therefore nothing is true and nothing is false, or everything is true and everything is false.

Official Business, Truth, by Reverend Poopnick Bibelot @ 1:04 pm Email This Post

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  1. in regards to the fifth principle, I believe that everything and nothing are both true and false

    you’re starting to amaze me by spouting many of my own ideas and thoughts. are you some sort of twin?

    Comment by Daiferas — On 06-20-05 at 5:40 pm

  2. so are you agreeing with statement 5 or suggesting that the “or” be changed to an “and”? because i think they actually mean the same thing; i.e. both statements are true.

    as for your second statement i think you’ll find that many people think as we do

    Comment by Prof. Snafu Halitosis — On 06-21-05 at 7:13 pm

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